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We're currently down right now. (One of our evil interns indexed several pages wrong. Don’t worry--we're making him redo everything by hand. After that, of course, we’ll cover him with papercuts and toss him in the shark pond.)

However we do want to give you our monthly warning of a site to avoid! This one belongs to the supposed "author" of the Alcatraz book, the very one we're trying to suppress because it reveals our secrets. This Brandon Sanderson is obviously in league with the Smedry clan in some way. So, what ever you do don't go to Brandonsanderson.com and defiantly don't pre-order any of his books.