Welcome to the Evil Librarian Website
We're currently down right now. (One of our evil interns indexed
several pages wrong. Don’t worry--we're making him redo everything by
hand. After that, of course, we’ll cover him with papercuts and toss
him in the shark pond.)
However we do want to give you our monthly warning of a site to avoid!
This one belongs to the supposed "author" of the Alcatraz book, the very
one we're trying to suppress because it reveals our secrets. This
Brandon Sanderson is obviously in league with the Smedry clan in some
way. So, what ever you do don't go to Brandonsanderson.com
defiantly don't pre-order any of his books.
Copyright forever by the Evil Librarians; if you take anything from our
site we'll charge your for that overdue book from the fifth grade you